Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Hypothetical, What if there were no chickens

What if their were no chickens...that is a scary thought.  Hypothetically speaking of course I would have no life if I didn't have chickens (although according to my sisters I don't already) but that is just the tip of the iceberg.  No one would be able to say "that tastes like chicken" or "come on are you chicken?" or (don't get your hackles up) or any sayings like that. I mean, what would we have for breakfast? KFC wouldn't exist (sorry Nick), Millions wouldn't have jobs at hatchery's, processors, chicken feed processors, butchers, egg processing plant workers, and tons tons more, Grain farmers wouldn't have as many sales, and corn wouldn't have such a huge demand in the states.  There would be no chicken noodle soup, fried chicken, chicken nuggets and chicken is the most eaten animal in the world so I guess beef would make a good comeback.  Organic fertilizers would be down and they would have to find some other fertilizer that is that good in Nitrogen., not much fly fishing because they use chicken feathers, they are good for pest control, so more bugs and stuff, and the list goes on, and on, and on. IF their were no chickens the world would be a sad, dark, depressing place for me and whether you like chickens or not, it would affect you to.

                                                                                                                    By: George Gervin

4 comments:

  1. Really? A chicken post? You need to expand you interests a bit.

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  2. if there were no chickens George you would probably go crazy

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  3. Well, I do like chicken noodle soup.

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